Saturday, Febuary 1, 1997 (age 12)

Lindsay just made me move from where I was first. I was leaning on the fridge and then she told me to move and said, "You don't need to lean on the fridge!" Then she leaned on it and I said, "Well you don't need to lean on the fridge!" Then she said "Well my back hurts." Then she spanked me. Then I said, "Well so does mine!" and I spanked her. Then she said, "So go lay doun," and pushed me away. For one thing, my back probably hurts more than hers, and for another thing, she's the one that hurt my back, and for another thing, chickens lay eggs and people lie down. She should have said, "So go lie down." then again, she shouldn't have been so selfish.